Top Ten Men who USED to be hot but are now gross.

1. Michael Jackson

2. Jared Leto

3. Marlon Brando (yes, I know he's dead but he went from EXTREMELY sexy to disgusting before he died)

4. Tom Cruise

5. Mickey Rourke

6. Val Kilmer

7. Vince Vaughn

8. Elvis Presley (see note on Brando)

9. Michael Madsen

10. Benicio Del Toro

Dana's Top Five

In honor of our friend Josh's comprehensive Top Five lists, I decided to make my own.

Top 5 All-Time

1. Paul Rudd
2. Adrien Brody
3. John Krasinksi
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Ryan Gosling

Top 5 Over 40

1. George Clooney
2. Clive Owen
3. Christopher Meloni
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Hugh Laurie

Top 5 Under 25 (but over 18)

1. Hunter Parrish (I can't find a photo of him where he looks older than 14... but he's legal and looks older in Weeds.)
2. Justin Chatwin
3. Shia LaBeouf
4. Rupert Grint
5. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Top 5 Hispanic

1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Rodrigo Santoro
3. Mark Consuelos
4. Enrique Murciano
5. Benjamin Bratt

Top 5 African American

1. Lenny Kravitz
2. Boris Kodjoe
3. Taye Diggs
4. Shemar Moore
5. Romany Malco

Top 5 Musicians

1. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)
2. Sufjan Stevens
3. Jens Lekman
4. Fab Moretti (The Strokes)
5. Sondre Lerche

Top 5 Athletes

1. David Beckham
2. Jeremy Bloom
3. Andy Roddick
4. Tom Brady
5. Matt Leinart

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Crushes

1. Adam Goldberg
2. Seth Green
3. Jason Schwartzman
4. Seth Rogen
5. Zach Braff

Top 5 When They Were Young/Thin/Alive

1. Harrison Ford
2. Marlon Brando
3. Paul Newman
4. Elvis Presley
5. Robert Redford

Top 5 Girl Crushes

1. Selma Blair
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Winona Ryder
4. Audrey Tautou
5. Zooey Deschanel

Who needs Shark Week when we've got FART WEEK?

We've got a remote control fart machine at work that has given us MONTHS of enjoyment, even though nobody except a few of us thinks it's funny anymore.

Anyway, we've deemed this week FART WEEK. And in honor of FART WEEK, here are some NSFW clips of the best fart scenes we can think of.

Hollywood Knights:


South Park Movie:


Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:


Eddie Murphy "Delirious":


The Nutty Professor:


Family Guy:


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:


Blazing Saddles:


Wet Hot American Summer:

Garbage Disposal

One of our contributors bought his wife a garbage disposal for her birthday (ah, romance), so I felt it appropriate to show this teeny little scene from Seinfeld to help him with the installation.

Shark Week - The Best and Worst Moments of Sharks in TV and Movies

This week is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel which prompted the conversation about the best and worst shark moments in television and movies.

Fonzie Jumps the Shark - Both literally and figuratively

This 2 part episode of Happy Days raised so many questions such as:

• Can you really surf on an ironing board?
• Why was the shark located under the ski jump?
• Did it just hang out there or was it in a cage?
• If it was in a cage, why did they put the cage under the ski jump?
• Is a leather jacket considered a flotation device?
• And finally, where do you take the show after an episode with this much drama?

Answer: downhill. This show never was the same after this episode. Ted McGinley and the girl from Poltergeist couldn’t even save this show. The one plus is that we did get the phrase “Jump the Shark” for television shows that past their prime.

Sharks with Freakin Lasers

Like Dr. Evil said, "even sharks are entitled to a hot meal". The following clip is from Austin Powers 3 - Gold Member. Freakin Awesome.



Jabber Jaw

The following is the intro to Jabber Jaw. The formula for a the Hanna Barbara mystery cartoons back in the 70's was the following: Put together a group of teens made up of a good looking girl and guy, then add in the nerd for the smart factor. Finally add a stoner and a non human buddy for the stoner such as a dog, a speed buggy, or even a shark that talked like Curly.




Jaws 5 Fire Island - Family Guy

The following video is a hilarious clip from Family Guy.



Land Shark

The following is a classic from SNL.



Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

The following clip is from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. I think this is a Sci-Fi Channel movie. Not only is the acting horrible, but the scale of this shark keeps changing.



Batman vs. Shark

The following is from the original Batman Movie. No not the one with Michael Keaton, the real Batman - Adam West.

Tribute: The Robot

One of our co-workers is secretly a robot. She thinks we don't know, but we're on to her.

Here are some other fairly awesome robots, so that our robot friend will know there are others out there.

Robot B-9 from Lost in Space. "Danger! Danger! My hooks are flailing wildly!"


Rosie the robot maid from The Jetsons. Man, do I wish I had one of these.


C-3P0 and R2-D2. The Bert and Ernie of androids.


Number Five from Short Circuit. "Johnny Five... is ALIVE."


V.I.C.I. (Voice Input Child Identicant) from Small Wonder


The T-800 from Terminator. He'll be bock.


Tom Servo, Crow, and Gypsy from MST3K


The Fembots from Austin Powers.


Bender from Futurama.

Twiki from Buck Rogers

Bad Names for a Doctor

Today I heard a terrible name for a doctor. Dr. Harry Johnson. That's just a bad name. Why wouldn't you go by Harold? Anyway, it made me think of a list of bad doctor names me and a friend of mine came up with a few years ago. Don't ask why we did this, just enjoy.

• Dr. Frye (Burn Specialist)
• Dr. Phillip Hiscock (Urologist)
• Dr. Bob Katz (Veterinarian)
• Dr. Lance Boyle (Dermatologist)
• Dr. Pat McCann (Proctologist)
• Dr. Ben O'Drill (Allergist)
• Dr. Lou Stooth (Dentist)
• Dr. Phil Degrave (Forensic Pathologist)
• Sr. Sal Manilla (Dr. of Infectious Diseases
• Dr. Lana Cain (Specializes in Sun Burns)
• Dr. Guy Necologist (Gynecologist)
• Dr. Lou Katcooch (Gynecologist)
• Dr. Rusty Trombone (Sex Therapist)
• Dr. Bernie Tinkle (Urologist)
• Dr. Sal Lean (Optometrist)
• Dr. Rhett Ktumstink (Gastroenterologist)