Top Ten Men who USED to be hot but are now gross.

1. Michael Jackson

2. Jared Leto

3. Marlon Brando (yes, I know he's dead but he went from EXTREMELY sexy to disgusting before he died)

4. Tom Cruise

5. Mickey Rourke

6. Val Kilmer

7. Vince Vaughn

8. Elvis Presley (see note on Brando)

9. Michael Madsen

10. Benicio Del Toro

Dana's Top Five

In honor of our friend Josh's comprehensive Top Five lists, I decided to make my own.

Top 5 All-Time

1. Paul Rudd
2. Adrien Brody
3. John Krasinksi
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Ryan Gosling

Top 5 Over 40

1. George Clooney
2. Clive Owen
3. Christopher Meloni
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Hugh Laurie

Top 5 Under 25 (but over 18)

1. Hunter Parrish (I can't find a photo of him where he looks older than 14... but he's legal and looks older in Weeds.)
2. Justin Chatwin
3. Shia LaBeouf
4. Rupert Grint
5. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Top 5 Hispanic

1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Rodrigo Santoro
3. Mark Consuelos
4. Enrique Murciano
5. Benjamin Bratt

Top 5 African American

1. Lenny Kravitz
2. Boris Kodjoe
3. Taye Diggs
4. Shemar Moore
5. Romany Malco

Top 5 Musicians

1. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)
2. Sufjan Stevens
3. Jens Lekman
4. Fab Moretti (The Strokes)
5. Sondre Lerche

Top 5 Athletes

1. David Beckham
2. Jeremy Bloom
3. Andy Roddick
4. Tom Brady
5. Matt Leinart

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Crushes

1. Adam Goldberg
2. Seth Green
3. Jason Schwartzman
4. Seth Rogen
5. Zach Braff

Top 5 When They Were Young/Thin/Alive

1. Harrison Ford
2. Marlon Brando
3. Paul Newman
4. Elvis Presley
5. Robert Redford

Top 5 Girl Crushes

1. Selma Blair
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Winona Ryder
4. Audrey Tautou
5. Zooey Deschanel