Dana's Holiday Playlist.

I'm usually a huge Grinch this time of year, but I look forward to making my holiday playlist every year.,

Why You Should Never Play Uno

I thought that the most dangerous thing about playing Uno might be getting a paper cut from that thick card stock, or getting smacked by an overzealous player after you get them with a "Draw Four." How wrong I was.

Personal Question of the Week

Dana's Guilty Pleasure Playlist

I have to say, most of these aren't even guilty pleasures, because I'm not embarrassed about liking 70's cock rock, 80's hair metal, soft rock, etc.

The only TRUE guilty pleasures are the cheesy pop songs at the end of the playlist.

Top Ten Men who USED to be hot but are now gross.

1. Michael Jackson

2. Jared Leto

3. Marlon Brando (yes, I know he's dead but he went from EXTREMELY sexy to disgusting before he died)

4. Tom Cruise

5. Mickey Rourke

6. Val Kilmer

7. Vince Vaughn

8. Elvis Presley (see note on Brando)

9. Michael Madsen

10. Benicio Del Toro

Dana's Top Five

In honor of our friend Josh's comprehensive Top Five lists, I decided to make my own.

Top 5 All-Time

1. Paul Rudd
2. Adrien Brody
3. John Krasinksi
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Ryan Gosling

Top 5 Over 40

1. George Clooney
2. Clive Owen
3. Christopher Meloni
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Hugh Laurie

Top 5 Under 25 (but over 18)

1. Hunter Parrish (I can't find a photo of him where he looks older than 14... but he's legal and looks older in Weeds.)
2. Justin Chatwin
3. Shia LaBeouf
4. Rupert Grint
5. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Top 5 Hispanic

1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Rodrigo Santoro
3. Mark Consuelos
4. Enrique Murciano
5. Benjamin Bratt

Top 5 African American

1. Lenny Kravitz
2. Boris Kodjoe
3. Taye Diggs
4. Shemar Moore
5. Romany Malco

Top 5 Musicians

1. Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes)
2. Sufjan Stevens
3. Jens Lekman
4. Fab Moretti (The Strokes)
5. Sondre Lerche

Top 5 Athletes

1. David Beckham
2. Jeremy Bloom
3. Andy Roddick
4. Tom Brady
5. Matt Leinart

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Crushes

1. Adam Goldberg
2. Seth Green
3. Jason Schwartzman
4. Seth Rogen
5. Zach Braff

Top 5 When They Were Young/Thin/Alive

1. Harrison Ford
2. Marlon Brando
3. Paul Newman
4. Elvis Presley
5. Robert Redford

Top 5 Girl Crushes

1. Selma Blair
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Winona Ryder
4. Audrey Tautou
5. Zooey Deschanel

Who needs Shark Week when we've got FART WEEK?

We've got a remote control fart machine at work that has given us MONTHS of enjoyment, even though nobody except a few of us thinks it's funny anymore.

Anyway, we've deemed this week FART WEEK. And in honor of FART WEEK, here are some NSFW clips of the best fart scenes we can think of.

Hollywood Knights:


South Park Movie:


Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:


Eddie Murphy "Delirious":


The Nutty Professor:


Family Guy:


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:


Blazing Saddles:


Wet Hot American Summer: