Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Bad Names for a Doctor

Today I heard a terrible name for a doctor. Dr. Harry Johnson. That's just a bad name. Why wouldn't you go by Harold? Anyway, it made me think of a list of bad doctor names me and a friend of mine came up with a few years ago. Don't ask why we did this, just enjoy.

  • Dr. Frye (Burn Specialist)
  • Dr. Phillip Hiscock (Urologist)
  • Dr. Bob Katz (Veterinarian)
  • Dr. Lance Boyle (Dermatologist)
  • Dr. Pat McCann (Proctologist)
  • Dr. Ben O'Drill (Allergist)
  • Dr. Lou Stooth (Dentist)
  • Dr. Phil Degrave (Forensic Pathologist)
  • Sr. Sal Manilla (Dr. of Infectious Diseases
  • Dr. Lana Cain (Specializes in Sun Burns)
  • Dr. Guy Necologist (Gynecologist)
  • Dr. Lou Katcooch (Gynecologist)
  • Dr. Rusty Trombone (Sex Therapist)
  • Dr. Bernie Tinkle (Urologist)
  • Dr. Sal Lean (Optometrist)
  • Dr. Rhett Ktumstink (Gastroenterologist)

6 comments:

danatestingsite said...

Howzabout:

Dr. Phil McCrotch

cubswin297 said...

Never trust a dentist with a runny nose.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Ivan M. Nutz (psychologist)

Anonymous said...

Dr. Curtis Dickoff — Urologist, specializing in gender-reassignment surgery

Anita said...

I was in a creative mood so I thought of a couple more:

Dinah Kaufman - Pulmonologist
A. Nel Fisher - Rectologist

Here's some more - not all doctors' names, but def. good ones:

Drew A Blanc - Psychologist
Ike and Stan Du
Isolde House
Kent Cook
Kent Dewitt
Gladys C Hughes

Anonymous said...

I would like to add that my sister in law's gyno is named Dr. Love. Yep. Dr. LOOOOVVVE.